TALES FROM THE KRIP

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Kripke is the King of the Supernatural Universe. I do not know Kripke nor do I mean any harm, everything I write is fiction and is purely to entertain. I do not own quotes used from the SPN canon or fanon.

This is absolute crack. I do not mean any harm to those mentioned so please don't take offense. This is purely for entertainment. Blame Misha and his awesomeness. He started this whole thing :D

“In breaking news Misha Collins has been released from his underground prison where he was reportedly held hostage by the ruthless H.M. There he was forced to have tea with no biscuit, flip through the family photo albums and his only means of communication with the outside world was through his Twitter, where he was able to make contact with his Minions, who stormed the castle to save their Master. Now back on his home soil Collins has been bombarded with journalists wanting the scoop of the century. Collins told them all to FUCK OFF and has said he will only share his experience with his Minions, not blood sucking leeches who don’t even watch Supernatural.

The show may be on its summer hiatus but the boys of Supernatural are making the rounds at numerous fan conventions, joined with them by Misha Collins, who was recently named Supernatural Fandom King by the fans. They attended the recent All Hell Breaks Loose Supernatural OzCon in Sydney where the fans got to see a whole new side to their beloved angel. The highlights are as follows”, reported Jason C from The CW Source.

Twitters from Misha’s panel:

-          Misha walks out on stage to start his panel with his cell phone in hand. Announces he’s tweeting about walking out on stage to start his panel. Says his head hurts. Bless him.

-          OMG! The twitters are up on the big screen. Misha is reading them out loud answering their questions too. WIN

-          Says he is still weak from his time in prison. May need Jared to bring him some food, seeing as Jared lost the bet over who would save King Misha and is now his slave.

-          Jared came out on stage and placed a crown on Misha’s head. He is now the King of the Fandom. LMAO he just started fanning King Misha. EPIC WIN!

Misha then took questions from the audience, whom he wished all had microphones because he was missing half the jokes. He was asked the usual “Has anything supernatural ever happened to you?” the strange “Can I touch your hair?” and the down right weird “Have you ever answered a question seriously?” and of course Misha replied “Escort her out! She broke the rules! She asked me about my personal relationship with questions!”

One of the more memorable questions was when an audience member asked Misha “If Castiel wasn’t wearing his signature trench coat (audience laughs and cheers) what would you want to see him wear?”

Misha’s reply sent him off on to a long tangent.

“Well, I’d like to see Castiel in a Hawaiian shirt and a sombrero. Season 5 is going to be *spoilers* Castiel taking a much needed vacation in Hawaii. He’ll be sitting on the beach drinking mimosas watching the sunset”.

Someone called out “What would Jensen think?”

Misha continued “Dean will comment: ‘How come you’re so tanned?’ and Castiel will flip out saying ‘I just quit my job in the middle of a global financial crisis! It’s the end of the world; give me a break will ya?’ He deserves some time off before his long string of countless job interviews over the summer and joining the Angel Unemployment Line. Funnily enough is where Anna has been hiding out”. He also commented that if this was true, he’d never get to make the Celestial dry-cleaning joke again which is a shame as its one of his favourites.

Misha also got asked who he would cast as Lucifer. His answer was Miley Cyrus. The auditorium erupted with laughter and cheers. If there was any doubt before that he was the King of the fandom, there isn’t anymore.

Misha made comments on the amount of people in the room and called them fangirls. Someone shouted something out and he responded: Am I a fangirl? Damnit, my cover is blown! Yeah it was kind of a rag to riches story. The little fangirl who could.

He was asked what theme music he’s want for Castiel and he said the Beverly Hills Cop theme. At that exact second the theme music began to play. Misha thanked the DJ: ‘Mr. Wizard you are amazing’ and proceeded to ask how many of his Minions were in the room.

Almost every hand in the room shot into the air and he laughed happily to himself and wrote on his Twitter:

King is with his subjects. I like Australia. They have candy.

Remember way back when Misha was set to make his first appearance at a Supernatural convention and all the fans were really protective of his Convention cherry being popped and there was a big wave of ‘oh be gentle, he’s new to the whole fandom thing. Don’t scare him away, don’t corrupt him…’ it should have been the other way around. We’ve been corrupted by him. He wasn’t kidding when he said he was told about the cons. He is taking over the fandom one con at a time.

First off I want to start by saying a HUGE thank you and “Your Awesome” to The Hub for organizing the event. I’m sure they are much more prepared and organised on Day 2 then what they were on Day 1. And to the lovely Ozchicks, without whom none of this would be possible: OzChicksUnite (Clare (swiftvixen), Kaz (Lamington), Sarah (Deandreamin), Jenna (Jensen_Jenna), Maritza (ImNotAPrincess), Bex (Bexta89) and Jodie (Jensen_Jo) Thank you all so much for your hard work and dedication to such a wortwhile cause. You all deserve medals for making our Supernatural dreams come ture. It’s been my pleasure helping you achieve your goal. Hope you all have a fantastic time at the con, with Jared, Jensen and Misha. Of course, I also need to thank the Hahns- Dana and Kristi for allowing me to be apart of their podcast. I love writing in each week and will continue to do so for many episodes to come.

Thanks again girls. Love ya.

Now as we all know Dana’s a Sam Girl and Kristi’s a Dean Girl (like me) but they both LOVE Cas, I mean, who doesn’t? So of course once I found out Misha Collins was also attending the OzCon I knew I needed to score a photo and guess what: I did. He is super sweet. He asked me my name before we hugged for the photo. He isn’t as big as the Js but just as huggable and down to earth. Reall nice guy- and funny too. Think I was lucky? My friend Lisa, was the last one to get her photo taken with him and apparently got a kiss on the cheek!

While the photo ops went on in the lobby they played some episodes for everyone else in the auditoruim, and we got to chose which ones we wanted to see, how were they chosen? Loudest cheer wins!! Natrually LR was the first shown- an ep close to my heart seeing at September 18 is my birthday- I still think that’s cool. Dean is brought back from Hell and the introduction to Castiel- it was the perfect present. Other eps they played were YF, MS and TT. Glad they played funny ones. I’m a cry baby when it comes to this show so I would have had to leave the auditorium if they had played H&H, FR (gives me the creeps), OTHOAP and others.

Misha’s panel was first. He has a really cool intro. All thee boys had what looked like fan made music vids. When Misha walked on stage the fans screamed with excitement. An angel on stage-  not many fans get this opportunity. Some highlights from Misha’s panel were:

-         We have established Castiel is a wuss. Stab him with a knife, he doesn’t flinch. Hit him a coupple of times and he’s on the ground. I love that Misha takes the piss out of his own character. Great sense of humour.

-         He admires the angels superpowers- celestrial drycleaning.

-         A fan asks what he thinks now that we have established now there is a God and he throws a question back to the fan asking “Who says there is a God?” “Who’s to say he is around?” Misha laughs at the idea that he’s asking a fan a question. That was totally going to be my question but I didn’t ge the chance AWW

-         He mentioned the clothes Cas wears although celestrial dryclean are dirty and crinkled. He commented that one time he stuck his hand in one of the pockets and pulled out something he had put in their six weeks prior. EWWW!

-         Misha confirmed the fan used in MATEOTB Sympatico is real and he ponders what it would be like to stalk a fan. This guy is great. I’d gladly be stalked by Misha. He also mentioned that this is one of his favourite eps, along with Ghostfacers and AVSC. He also loves the Prophet Chuck!!! Who couldn’t love that guy. He did a great job.

-         As with all cons an awkward question was brought up about his human vessel (apparently called Walter?? Never heard that before) and brought up Dean/ Cas slash.

-         One of the best bits of his panel had to be his answer to: Who would you cast as Lucifer? Miley Cyrus!! That’s it I was gone. He’s just awesome.

-         Misha mentioned how proud he was of the fans- he said how all he has to do is give just the slighest hint of a smirk and we’re all “wow, Castiel has such emotion!” Awww he’s like a proud puppa.

-         Misha told us Kripke got the idea for angels while in the bathroom, though he doesn’t want to know what else he was doing at the time.

-         It was confirmed angels were only meant to have a small part in the series but the arc grew from there. Probably from our reaction to his performance. Go Misha!!

-         All of the guests were given FanTales. Which is basically caramel covered in chocolte with star trivia on the wrapper. Misha threw some into the audience but he didn’t throw them that far.

There was lunch after Misha’s panel, that’s when I ran into a couple of my online friends. Hi to everyone over on the Supernatural IMDB boards and my fellow Snozzies, I love you all.

Jared’s panel was next and you know I was excited to see Jared again. I hadn’t seen either of the Js yet because I missed out on photo ops with them in the morning.

Oh side note: when I was in line for a photo with Misha in the morning The Hub staff went all through the line and asked if there was anyone else for Jensen and Jared, there wasn’t. Everyone in line was waiting to meet Misha. He was popular!! Also J photo ops were sold out long before the con.

Jared of course was a riot during his panel. He is sporting a full on beard at the moment. Normally I don’t think scruff suits him but he looked hot. He of course got stuck right into the FanTales and spent a good while picking the caramel off of the top of his mouth. It was quite funny, he was warned. He of course threw some into the audience and they went further than Misha’s to which he said “DUH!” he then said “so did this” and proceeded to drop one in front of him. I love that he picks on Misha. Misha said in his panel that he heard Jared won’t prank him becuause he thinks he can’t take it. But one of the funnies things was seeing this 6 foot kid swinging round on the swivel chair he was on.

All three commented on how they felt like professors being in a univertsity auditorium and Misha even said he’s teach us some physics. One man right up the back in the nose bleed section yelled out “Woo yeah physics” which seemed to please Misha. I’m not a science fan but if Misha’s teaching me, I’d listen.

Highlights from Jared’s panel inclide:

-         Him telling of how hard it was to get out of the Red Bull cart a the charity race he and Jensen did in Vancouver. If you haven’t seen this, youtube right now!

-         When asked about Sam getting darker this season, Jared chimmed in with “I’ve been tanning” Does this get any better?

-         Just the other day in San Fransico at Starbucks someone confused him for Zac Efron??? That person needs to be shot.

-         He was asked about the change in Sam’s wordrobe in Season 3 and basically said what I’ve been thinking that at the beginning Sam’s clothes reflected that he was still trying to be just another college kid who didn’t want the hunter lifestyle and by Season 3- 4 he’s accepted the lifestyle and has grown into a man, same as Jared. (Body of a 26yr old, mind of a three year old, I’d say but we love him for it)

-         He thinks the angel storyline has brought a new dynamic to the show. I agree.

-         He likes 4x21. Can’t wait to see it.

-         Jared was asked what he’d do if he was in control of the show “Hawaii” was his answer. The fan then said “No I meant the plot” Jared: “Oh..”

-         He was asked about Colin Ford and his Sammy mannerisms in ASS (awww little Sammy is love) he said they spent some time together so he could get the mannerisms down. Also, Colin is a fan of the show himself.

-         At the end of his panel Jared signed a plain white t-shirt which was then auctioned off to help the Starlight Foundation. After one hell of an auction the shirt sold for $1200. The winner was sitting a few rows behind me and comemented “its for a good cuase, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it”. I’m sure the fact that Jared’s “man jiuce” (belive it or not, his words) was all over it and he drew an “atomically correct” picture of himself and Jensen, Jim as well as trying to attempt the characterture from Bedtime Stories (which it turns out was not his drawing)

-         One fan started an Aussie Chant for Jared and he enjoyed it immensly.

Jensen was out next but not before Eye of the Tigert won over another episode to bide the time. We all clapped along with the beat. Phil, I hope you know how much the fans love you for making it this big. That is pure gold.

Jensen looked scruffy too. He claimed in his panel it is kind if his way of getting away from Dean for a bit, which makes sense. He plays Dean for like what 9 months out of the year, that’s like a woman being pregnant. I’m sure after a while your like “get this thing out of me”. He quoted Johnny Depp and said that sometimes you loose youself in a character so it’s nice to step away for a bit. He also mentioned that his girlfriend liked the beard. I do too. Jensen had heard some of the audio back stage and wanted an Aussie chant to, and we gave him one. I’m surprised I’m not deaf. I had a couple of Jensen screamers behind me.

Highlights from Jensen’s panel:

-         Jensen was all about the craft, he was funny thought he made many jokes at Jared’s expense. And when asked if he and Jared were buddies he blatantly said “I hate his guts”

-          When he was asked what show he’d like to be a PA on he said Lost because they film in Hawaii and with a cast of like 30 or so they only work a few days a week.

-         He said they film in less than freezing tempretures in Vanvouver and sometimes they’ll have bottles of water that have frozen solid. Aww our poor boys. I hope the entire Supernatural crew know how much we appreciate them.

-         He commented on how he doesn’t normally suggest changes to the character than what’s written. They writers seem to know they pretty well. Jared touched on this too.

-         He confirmed Kripke stepped up to direct this season’s finale, after the loss of Kim. R.I.P. Kim!

-         He was asked what was it that attracted him to MBV. His answer: 3D, and the people who had signed onto it.

-         He was asked about TIH, and how long it took to get the Priestly make-up done everyday. He said at first it took a long time but after a while they got it done fairly quickly. The tatts were airbrushed, the beard was all his own. Though he said at one point he shaved and then they discovered they needed to film another scene and needed the beard back to he had to sit there while the make-up artist stuck on inidivual hairs. He said he wanted to kill himself.

-         Jensen was asked if he’d sing for us. He of course laughed and said “I’m not going to sing for you” and made a crack about how funny it would be if someone just randomly came out with a guitar. He looks at the door Jared and gone through and sid “you missed your cue” which is totally Jared otherwise we wouldn’t have the Eye of the Tiger which Jared assures was all him “So thank me”

-         At the end of his panel Jensen signed a plain white t-shirt similar to Jared and instead of wearing it and awkwardly drawing on it Jensen did the smart thing and used the podium to draw on, but not before cleaning up the FanTale mess Jared had left behind calling him a slob, saying this is why we can’t have nice things. Jared poked his head out and yelled “I’m not a slob” or “You’re a slob”.

-          Jensen’s t-shirt sold for: wait for it…. Over $4000. Jensen was sweating as the bidding went up and both Js were wipping their sweat on the shirt which seemed to raise the bidding up. Jensen even tried his hand as an auctioneer. He was hilarious. A random audience member then called out “Can we see Jared’s face when you tell him?” and Jensen said “Oh he already knows”. I was then waiting for Jared to pull a Darth Vader “NOOOOO!”

After the panels it was autograph time. I got in line and pulled out the presents I had brought for the boys and my copy of my fanfiction: Tales From The Krip which I had brought with me to get signed. I got up to the table and explained the fanfiction to Jensen, who was kind enough to flip through it quickly and even commented on how great it seemed “Kripke getting Kripked”. He signed the front cover and I gave him his present: an Aussie beer holder. In his panel he was asked about all the beer they drink in the show and he said it was non alcoholic or what they call Near Beer. He thanked me for it and said he’d use it. Danneel was there too. She was sitting behind them looking at the presents fans had given them. A woman a couple of people up from me gave them a boomerang each and Jared proceeded to poke Danneel with it. Jensen then pointed at Jared and said “Hey, get your own boomerang”. The woman confirmed she had one for Jared too and Jared was very happy.

I passed my fanfiction on to Jared to sign and explained it to him. He signed it happily and I left but not after giving him his beer holder which he said he’d use right away. Well, they were going to the cocktail party later… just sayin’

You know I wasn’t that nervous talking to them. Surrpising huh? Maybe because it all happened so quickly but I thought it was very nice that they both looked me in the eye when I spoke to thm. Sure my hands were shaking, with excitement but nothing too bad. 

They were very busy boys. I didn’t see Misha during the autograph session I think he was off to the other side. There were a lot of people to get through so it was hard to get a conversation in but they were really nice.

After I made my way back to the front doors I then waited in line to collect my photo with Misha, which turned out really well. He looks so cute. I signed up for a copy of the official dvd they are making and can not wait as I won’t be there for the second day, which sucks but it is too expensive. P.S. Day 2’s Twitters sound amazing!

The only merchanise I bought was some fan made badges from the Fan Art stall. They read: WWDWD?, I <3 Kripke and YA IDGIT! I hope I can meet Jim and Kripke one day!

Link to photos: http://s729.photobucket.com/albums/ww292/em-spn18/

Link to The EMF Podcast (mention of my time at OzCon, listen for my continuing thoughts and how the ay panned out. Also a great discussion of the show)
http://danakristi.podbean.com/

Keep an eye out for more

This is a dark day for people everywhere. Whether you’re in the entertainment industry, a friend, loved one or just a fan who devotes themselves to a little show called Supernatural, one thing is for sure Kim Manners touched you.

Known for being the leading director and executive producer on Supernatural, as well as a long and prosperous career in TV Kim was also known as a prankster and loyal friend.

Many times the Js rehashed the beloved ‘Bee Story’ and many a time the fans watch and rewatch the Season 2 gag reel with Jared’s “I love you Kim” and the infamous No Exit prank. This is the man who, when the J’s were in a room with thousands of bees with no protection discarded his suit and stepped into the room in shorts and a t-shirt. He was there for the boys and the show. For that I commend him.

Each time Supernatural bowed in and out for another season we didn’t know what was in store for Sam and Dean but we knew one thing for sure; it was a guarantee: Kripke would write and Manners would direct.

Alas this is no more but one thing that remains is whatever happens to the brothers Winchester from now on will be in honour of the man who helped get them this far.

Kim, you will live on through your work and through Sam and Dean.

May you rest in peace.

Emma.

 
“Okay Supernatural fans, it’s that time of year again: Comic Con. Here with me to discuss our favourite show is creator Eric Kripke, and Sam and Dean Winchester Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles. So guys, I’ve gotta say that was a riveting first five minutes, I’m sure fans can’t wait till the Season 4 premiere” introduced Jason C from The CW Source.

Kripke assured

“Oh no, that was Season 4. It’s all the network would allow… no, I’m just kidding. And even now there are hundreds of fans writing angry emails to The CW. How you like them apples?!”

Jared and Jensen laugh in sync.  

“No, we’ve got a pretty good line up so far. The writers and I are giggling like school girls in the writer’s room, which is quite a sight- I must say. I can’t say much but I can reveal that we’re doing another clown episode”, Kripke said slyly.

“Clowns? Jensen, I bet you were happy about that one? Tell us how that conversation went down” inquired Jason C.

“Oh it didn’t happen, I just read it. I was like ‘what the f-?’ No, they unfold things to us as we get the scripts, so until we make the phone call down there and go ‘what the hell are you doing?’… Ah, I remember flipping through that script and thinking ‘that’s gotta be a … typo”, Jensen said with a nervous laugh.

Jason C turned to ask Jared a question who is too busy doing the blue steel in the mirror on the wall next to him, so he asked Kripke

“So what is this clown episode about?”

“Well, it’s called ‘Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me’. Sam and Dean hear of a series of mysterious deaths- like there is any other kind on our show, and their investigation leads them to discover it is the ghost of a killer who died in a clown suit- we call him ‘The Killer Clown’…I think after this episode we would have successfully given all the fans a nice healthy dose of Coulrophobia”.

Jared butt in

“Of course, it’s meant to be Sam that hates clowns- we established that in Season 2 in some episode… but the ironic thing is that Jensen is scared of them- clowns and gutters. I remember when we shot this episode we actually had to walk over a gutter and Jensen just couldn’t do it. Took him like twelve takes before he’d even go near the thing. Bob Singer, our director for this episode had to basically take him aside and assure him that everything was okay”.

“What? No. That’s not what really happened” retorted Jensen.

“What did happen?” Jason C asked

“Well, sure I was freaked out- I mean who wouldn’t be but I didn’t make a big scene about it. It was Jared that was causing trouble while shooting this episode, not me!” Jensen went on to explain

“We were filming the goodbye scene first- as we do and Bob was like ‘okay well here’s the person you’ve just saved their life. You’ve been through a crazy traumatic experience and you’re saying goodbye- so really make it heart wrenching’ and Jared decides he’s going to play a practical joke on me. In the scene the line was ‘we’ve just stopped the evil clown apocalypse, can’t we celebrate’ and Jared’s line is supposed to be ‘No… blah blah blah, we need to keep hunting blah blah blah blah’ and Jared actually says ‘look out there’s a gutter behind you’ and I spin round so fast I actually fell over and ended up ripping my pants. So, ya know, I had to get him back. So I got one of the crew to phone Jared and tell him they were making a New York Minute sequel and wanted him to be in it- he screamed so loud, it was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, cause Jared pretty much screams like a girl”.

“I was so angry at Jensen; I yelled out ‘ACKLES- this means war!’ and for the rest of the shoot we were pranking and teasing each other till eventually it led to a slap fight in the Impala”, Jared said with conviction.

“They had to be separated by Bob Singer- he was like ‘Boys, settle NOW!’ it was the funniest thing on the dailies, we forgot we were watching Supernatural and were thinking of sending the tape in to America’s Funniest Home Videos- we’d win for sure” Kripke laughed.

“Slap fight? You guys are exaggerating again, aren’t you?” Jason C said confused

“No” they both said blatantly.

Jason C tried to change the subject

“So what else can we expect this season?”

Kripke begun

“Well this episode is special- it starts off as an everyday run of the mill ghost of a killer clown and then it leads to the boys posing as sing-o-grams. We thought we’d do a Supernatural Musical as it were. Turns out Jensen’s actually a darn good singer”

Jensen shook his head playfully

“Jared sucks out loud” Kripke added.

“We even made them do a song and dance number- I think fans’ll like this one” Kripke laughed.

Jason C asked sincerely

“Really?”

“No, this whole episode is a fake. We made it just to throw the fans off the scent of where we’re really going this season. I’m just screwing with you guys” Kripke said with a devilish grin.

Jensen said confused

“Wait… what?”

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Kripke is the King of the Supernatural Universe. I do not know Kripke nor do I mean any harm, everything I write is fiction and is purely to entertain. I do not own quotes used from the SPN canon or fanon.

Today- Supernatural Writer’s Room:

For the 400^th time Ben Edlund is trying to convince his fellow writers how his ‘wish fish’ idea can work.

“Ok, so Sam and Dean go fishing and catch this magical wish fish and-“

“No Ben, Okay! The wish fish thing is not happening so will you let it go already” asserted Sera.

“But it’ll really work this time, I swear-” Ben was trying his hardest to get the other writer’s on his side he even tells them he had written the fish it’s own theme music.

“No, I just don’t think it’s the right time” said Kripke, who sat at the head of the writers desk in his large, some would say overly-compensating throne. It was the colour red, but not just any red, fiery Hell red. It was so big that it took up most of the room around him.

“The theme song worked last time…” mumbled Ben to himself and put his wish fish folder away for the next meeting.

“Okay, now that we have that out of the way let’s get down to business. We’ve got Season 4 planned let’s start thinking about Season 5. We’re in the home stretch here people- only one more season to go” said the motivated Kripke.

“Actually, Demon- I mean Dawn wanted me to talk to you about that”, said a voice from the door. The writers looked to see Dawn O’s timid assistant standing there with a black folder in her hands. That could only mean one thing- Dawn O is canceling the show.

“I’m so sorry to tell you Mr. Kripke but Ms. O feels like there isn’t enough viewers or funding to warrant another season”, with that the assistant slunk away back into the slop that was Dawn’s office and was never seen again; only screams could be heard coming from behind the closed door. Rumour has it Dawn bit off her head after she was done with her.

“What are we going to do now? We don’t have enough money or resources to fund an off-network Dr. Horrible project or make a movie, we are so screwed”, worried Sera.

At this the other writers turned to look at their fearless leader who was oddly cavalier and captivatingly stroking the head of the Hell Hound carved in to the arms of his chair. He said

“Don’t worry, I have connections”, and smiled a devilish grin.

Later that day:

“So basically I want another season- oh and a movie deal. And can you like give me a remote that like when I flick a switch everyone around the world just automatically flips over to Supernatural and we get like a ga-zillion viewers ever week? No. Okay, just the season 5 and movie deal then” offered Kripke.  The visitor finally spoke and said

“What are you offering, cause you know I already have a Ferrari I don’t need another car”.

“Well, you’d get my soul” replied Kripke in a sly yet overtly casual tone of voice, as though he does this sort of thing all the time.

“I’ll think about it”, said the voice as he swung his swivel chair around to meet Kripke’s gaze. It was Satan.

“You don’t seal the deal with a- you know kiss, do you?” Kripke asked concerned.

“Because you’re cool and all, but I don’t swing that way”.

“We shake, but you do realize I’m only offering you one year and one year only”, replied Satan.

“One year’s cool. I only wanted to do 5 seasons anyway” and they reached over to shake hands when…

Satan’s minion crawled up beside her master’s swivel chair and whispered in his ear with a raspy voice

“You’d best watch out sire, he’s Eric Kripke- he knows things”. Kripke caught a glimpse of the minion’s face and saw what was left of a once ‘great thief”- it was Bela.

Satan turned back to Kripke who smiled at the King of the Damned and said

“So do we have a deal?”

They shook hands.

The Next Day:

“I don’t think we’ll be having any more problems” Kripke said slyly to his fellow writers.

One Year Later: 

“Eric Kripke’s Supernatural has gone out with a bang. The once thought to be cancelled TV show has given viewers the most epic ending to the horror series they could ever have hoped for. Kripke is in the process of negotiating a movie deal and will be issued with a formal apology by The CW’s CEO Dawn O in the near future, though the series creator was adamant about that being today specifically”, reported Jason C on The CW Source.

Sure enough the time had come for Kripke’s bill to come due. He was going to be dragged into Hell by Hell Hounds by the stroke of midnight. He farewelled his wife, family and friends and waited in the writer’s room for the clock to toll midnight.

“Dong, dong, dong” the opening to AC DC’s Hells Bells began to play, Kripke knew his time had come. The howling of the Hell Hounds made the hair on the back of his neck stand up. This was it. He closed his eyes and….

Nothing. 00:01 and he was still alive.

“What’s the deal. It’s been a year. Where’s the Hell Hounds, the Hell’s BBQ, the eternal damnation? Dean got all that and then some, where’s the Kripke love?”

“You watch too much TV”, said Satan as he entered the room. He sat in his favourite swivel chair and offered Kripke a seat to explain things.

“So, what’s the deal?” asked a confused yet oddly happy Kripke.

“How are we gonna do this thing?”

“We’re not”, said Satan.

“I realese you from our deal”.

“Wha-? Why?”

Satan took a minute and then finally revealed

“Because that was the best f-ing show on TV since Golden Girls. I can’t keep your soul. It’s too tarnished anyways. You need to go on and make this Supernatural movie and show people just how f-ing great this show is. But if you want I can turn Dawn O into a goat”.

“No thanks, I think she’s suffered enough. After the apology the fans strung her up onto a flag pole with a flag on it saying Supernatural is the shit”.

So Kripke got his 5 seasons. His evil plan had worked- now to finish off the story of the brothers Winchester he plans to do a feature length movie where Sam and Dean literally jump a shark- KIDDING.

Episode 2 coming soon...


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I had such a weird wonderful dream last night I had to share it.

Supernatural meets The Wizard of Oz

Emma lay upon her pillow and drifted off to sleep. There she saw images of twisted evil things that make even Sam and Dean Winchester blush, she thought. Outside her bedroom window she heard the wind howl, the rain pelted her window and made the earth shake. Emma stirred at the sound of her window shattering. She awoke to find a tornado outside her room; clinging to her bed she looked outside and was in the belly of the cyclone.

After swirling for what seemed like hours she felt the house land with a thud. Glad to be on land again she headed outside and found herself in colour for the first time. Wow, she thought, I look damn good in colour, much better then that black and white nonsence back in Kansas. She wore a blue and white dress, which made her look youthful but not like jail-bait in the slightest and her brown hair was out, long and curly. She looked around and in front of her found a small village filled with small houses, shops and even small people. She thought to herself “How cute, munchkins”. The munchkins came running up to her and cheered as she had apparently killed the evil ‘witch’ Azazel. Confused, Emma was shown what remained of the once powerful Azazel, a shattered body with wicked yellow eyes. The munchkins explained how Azazel had cruelly ruled over them for many years, and brandished a knife that once belonged to the dreaded demon Ruby.

A flickering light in the distance startled Emma and Mary Winchester’s ghost appeared before her. She explained that Emma had been sent to destroy the evil Azazel and now belonged to Ruby’s Knife, but would have to watch her back from the Wicked ‘Witch’ Lilith who was after the knife. Suddenly, dark smoke spiraled out of the air and there stood the dreaded Lilith in the body of a tall sensuous woman’s body. She walked up behind Emma and whispered sensuously in her ear “hand over that knife or I’ll slit your throat”. Mary laughed and said she’d have a hard time trying that, while that knife was untouchable in Emma’s grip. Lilith swore she’d have the knife and Emma’s soul and vowed to watch her every move. She kissed Emma on the cheek, and with that vanished in a puff of thick black smoke.

Emma asked Mary how she could get back home and was told she could see the Great and Powerful Oz in Emerald City all she had to do was follow the Yellow- Brick Road. A road made of millions of yellow bricks that spiraled out of Munchkin Land and off into the distance. Emma cautiously takes her first step onto the road and the munchkins see her out of their little village.

Now officially on her way to see the Great and Powerful Oz Emma comes across a tall young man sitting in a field of corn frantically scouring the internet for something mumbling to himself with an emo-like pout on his face “Got to find it, I know it’s on here somewhere”. Emma figures she can ask this handsome man if he knows how long it is to Emerald City. She says “Excuse me, my name is Emma and I’ve traveled a very long way and well, I was just wondering if you could tell me how long it is to Emerald City?” He lifted his head and Emma got lost in his puppy dog big brown eyes. He replied solemnly “I don’t know, I don’t know much these days, see I’ve lost my brain, if I had one to begin with, I can’t remember”. Emma asked the man his name and he replied “Sam. Sam Winchester”. And with that Emma asked Sam if he would like to come with her to Emerald City to ask the Wizard for the brain he’d lost (or a new one at the very least). So the two of them were off, after a terribly off-key number by Sam who unintentionally forgot most of the words due to his not having a brain, to Emerald City to meet with the Great and Powerful Oz.

They had been walking for such a long time down the yellow-brick road and came by a large apple orchard. They decided to regain their strength and eat a couple of apples. Emma offered Sam an apple and even with no brain in his head he suddenly remembered “I don’t eat anything”. Emma went on picking apples and they in turn met a very unhappy Vanir (dressed as a Scarecrow, and not the happy singing and dancing kind either) who was non to pleased to see Emma picking apples off his sacred apple trees. He began to chase Emma and Sam all over the orchard and Sam, upon seeing an old tree in the middle of the orchard with strange carvings all over it quickly set it on fire and destroyed the Vanir. When Emma asked “How did you know that would get rid of him?” all Sam could say was “I felt as though I’d done it before”. Emma asked “You mean like déjà vu?” He said “No, I mean like it’s really happened before”. “Yeah, like déjà vu”, she asked. “No, forget about déjà vu, just don’t say it” pleaded Sam. They both agreed not to discuss it any further. Emma followed a fallen apple which had rolled onto the other side of the orchard. There, on the orchard floor she came upon a cowboy boot. This foot was connected to a leg in blue jeans and a body in numerous layers (as though fit for Canadian weather) and a head of an extremely attractive young man whom Emma was immediately infatuated with. He was frozen solid and carried a loaded shotgun. He seemed to be in some sort of trance just staring off into nothingness. Emma called Sam over to have a look at the strange man. Sam who could see Emma’s obvious attraction to the man huffed and said “He’s probably in some sort of dream-like state. Probably one of those college kids who sync up the Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon”. Emma sneered at Sam for this remark and looked deep into the man’s hazel eyes. She couldn’t explain it but in that instant while staring in his eyes she knew what she had to do to wake him, she was going to have to kiss him, a sacrifice she was happily willing to make. The moment their lips touched his cold stiff body warmed by her touch and he awoke and collapsed in Emma’s arms.

When the man regained his strength and was able to stand on his own two feet again he introduced himself as Dean. Dean Winchester. He explained how he had been hunting the orchard for the Vanir a year ago when Azazel placed him in a trace where he was forced to walk in his own nightmares. Dean wondered if he’d ever get out and proceeded to hit on Emma asking her if she’d like to grab pizza, six pack and listen to side one of Zeppelin IV with him and Sam interrupted asking Dean if he had a heart “She’s trying to get home, she doesn’t want to stay here with you!?” Emma shook herself out of her own trance (looking into Dean’s eyes) cleared her throat and said “Errr, yes, home. Sam and I are going to see the Wizard. He’s going to get me home and give Sam a brain”. Dean looked melancholy and said “Don you think I could come too, you see, Sam you’re right, I haven’t got a heart. I’ve got beauty and brains but when you place your hand on my chest (and with this he unbuttoned his shirt and placed Emma’s hand on his chest where normally you’d feel a heart beat but she felt nothing, only her palm moisten with sweat) nothing”. Dean explained that he looks into a mirror and hates what he sees, he sees himself as worthless and has no feelings what so ever. Sam snickers at this but Emma, completely entranced by Dean’s confessions offers for him to join them on their journey to the Wizard in emerald City which Dean agrees. Now a trio, Emma Sam and Dean break into a fancy song and dance number fit for a musical about how Dean would be “tender, be gentle and awful sentimental regarding love and art…” but are interrupted by the Wicked Lilith who appears atop a dilapidated cabin and claps unenthusiastically at their singing and dancing prowess. “Nice work, gathering freaks for friends but that’s still not going to stop me from getting that knife, girlie”. She turns to the audience and monologues “It will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine” (ala Wayne’s World). The Trio turns to see who Lilith is talking to but see nobody. Lilith uses her lucky rabbit’s foot and a fire spontaneously starts on Sam’s right jacket sleeve. While the trio try frantically to put it out Lilith laughs manically and vanishes in a puff of smoke. 

The trio agrees to continue their journey to meet the Wizard and to keep both Emma and the knife safe, so they head off along the yellow brick road which soon leads deep into a wood made thick and lush by the many trees and bushes. Dean comments it’s probably home to many ‘creatures’ and that they’d better be on the look out. They stop dead in their tracks when Emma hears something off in the distance, “it sounds like music. Guns N Roses, I think”, and sure enough the rock balled Welcome to the Jungle intensifies the deeper into the woods they go. Emma whispers “What sort of creatures do you suppose would live in a place like this?” Dean replies “Things like Wendigos and spirits and demons”. “Oh my! gasped Emma”. “Wendigos and spirits and demons, oh my. Wendigos and spirits and demons, oh my. Wendigos and spirits and de- ROAR. Suddenly a load roar came from the dense woods in front of them. Instinctively, Emma grabbed Dean’s arm. Two high beam lights flashed on and out of nowhere a car roared to life and began circling Emma, Sam and Dean. It was paying the music and its engine was making the animalistic roar. It used its radio to talk. It drove closer and stopped suddenly before their feet. The radio came on again and said “I’m rolling thunder, pouring rain. I’m coming on like a hurricane. My lightning’s flashing across the sky. You’re only young but you’re gonna die. I won’t take non prisoners, won’t spread no lies. No body’s putting up a fight. I got the bell I’m gonna take you to hell. I’m gonna get ya-”. At that moment a fluffy bunny rabbit came hoping across in front of the car and it reversed back into the bushes and didn’t come out again. The trio looked confused; Emma went over and asked the car if it was alright. It was then that she saw this wasn’t just any car it was a black 1967 Chevrolet Impala. The Impala seemed to be scared.

After a long conversation with The Impala the trio deduced that she had no courage, she’s the biggest badest car around and she’s scared of her own shadow. Emma asked The Impala if she wanted to head to Emerald City with them, to which it said “I’m standing tall, I’ve seen a million faces and I’ve rocked them all”, to which they all took to mean yes. 

Lilith, from her dark and dreary castle was told of Emma’s journey to Emerald City, through the use of her Ouija board. Here she deduced that Sam and Dean must be still helping her to get there even after she sent the Vanir and set Sam on fire. She then decided to poison them all through the use of African Dream Root which along with poppies separates the wood from Emerald City.  

They came to the edge of the wood and saw across a field of poppies lay the grand Emerald City. Emma exclaimed “We’re almost there!” She looked at Dean and in a saddened voice said “I’m going home”. They began to cross the field when Emma began to feel sleepy, but she wasn’t the only one, even The Impala seemed tired; she even said “Say nightie night and kiss me”. The Impala turned its engine off and Emma lay in the back seat, both fast asleep. Sam and Dean were the only ones awake and tried to wake Emma up but it wasn’t working. Dean remembered Emma was able to wake him up before from a kiss, so he tried it and told Sam to do the same with The Impala. Emma awoke and wrapped her arms around Dean’s neck as he lifted her out of the car and to her feet.

Once at the front door of Emerald City Sam rang the door bell and a very angry man maneuvered the camera watching them around and yelled “WHAT?!” Emma replied “We’re hear to meet with the Wizard”. The angry voice over the loud speaker said “So?!” “Ah, we were hoping to get in and see him, I was sent by Mary”. “So?!” “Dean finally fed up with the same dance yelled “Hay look man-” “Don’t hay man me… name’s Rufus”. So Sam took over “I’m sorry, Rufus, can you please let us in, Lilith is after us. This is Emma, you know the Emma Lilith is after. We got the knife she wants, can you just let us in?”. Emma added “we just happen to have this Johnny Walker Blue…” Everything went quite for a while and then the gate opened. Sam and Dean looked at Emma impressed and she simply smiled proudly to herself.

Upon entry Rufus takes the bottle of Scotch and shows the group to the Wash and Brush section of the city where they could all get cleaned up. They all showered and put on clean clothes- Sam in a new hoodie and jeans; Dean new a fresh shirt, jeans and leather jacket and Emma emerged in skin tight jeans boots and top that didn’t leave much to the imagination. Both their mouths dropped when she walked out and she simply said “Can't take down this Lilith chick in a dress”. She stuck the knife into her belt and went over to check on The Impala.

When they were taken to see the Wizard they were left by all the city dwellers, suddenly they were the only ones around. They walked down the darkened corridor to the room which the Wizard inhabited. There, a loud booming voice commanded “Who dares to see the Great and Powerful Oz?!” The Impala nudged Emma forward who said “We do your wizard-ness *who knows what to call him*. Emma, Sam, Dean and The Impala”. “I know who you are” yelled the voice. “What do you want?” “Well, we were wondering if you could give Sam a brain, Dean a heart and The Impala some much needed courage”. “And take Emma home”, added Sam. “To get what you ask for I’m gonna need a little something myself”, commanded the Wizard. “We gave the bottle of Johnny Walker Blue to Rufus. “What I want is Lilith’s head on a stick. Do that and I will grant you all what you desire”.

On there way to Lilith’s castle The Impala played Highway to Hell and numerous times tried to reverse back in fear of Lilith but was stopped by the trio. They came upon the forest beneath the castle but Emma was caught by Lilith’s minions. They took her up to Lilith who said she was tired of waiting for Emma and decided to kill her now. She lovingly stroked Emma’s hair and kissed her cheek, and used her demon prowess to force Emma up against the wall.

Knowing Emma had been taken captive Sam, Dean and The Impala storm the castle via the draw bridge via Sam’s plan and fight their way up to the room where Lilith is holding Emma. Sick of being the damsel in distress Emma fights Lilith’s hold over her and grabs the knife. Sam and Dean burst into the room just in time to see Emma slit Lilith’s throat. Emma wipped the blood from the blade onto her jeans and took Lilith’s machete and finished the job, putting Lilith’s head in a bag to take back to the Wizard. Sam stood there speechless while Dean came over and asked Emma if she was alright, seeming very concerned for her wellbeing and said he was scared that Lilith was going to hurt her.

Back at the Wizard’s domain Emma presented him with the bag containing Lilith’s head and demanded that he grant their wishes now. Jus then a gust of wind blew into the room and lifted a curtain to the side that concealed a man. The group went over to investigate and heard the Wizard say “I am the Great and Powerful Oz. Don’t pay any attention to that man behind the curtain”. They opened the curtain to find a man pushing buttons and pulling levers. He introduced himself as Eric. Eric Kripke. He admitted he was the Great and Powerful Oz and even though he didn’t look as Great as the façade he was able to grant their wishes; though he told each of them they already had what they thought they lacked. He gave Sam his college diploma which displayed Sam’s obvious smarts, Dean a picture of his family to represent his love for his family and The Impala the song it needed to feel confidant Back in Black. “Now, what about Emma”, Sam asked, but Emma admitted she didn’t want to go home anymore instead she’d come to realized her full potential as a hunter with Sam and Dean and has decided to stay with them and they can continue hunting together. Kripke smiled and said “That’s it. Well I’m outti, I got another season to write”, and was off.

Dean asked “What now” and Emma kissed him passionately on the lips to which he said to Sam “So, tomorrow then?”

The Impala played All Right Now with Dean in the driver’s seat, Emma in the middle cuddled in his arm and Sam in the passenger seat rode off into the sunset looking for their next hunting job.                 

That’s right internet dwelling people I met Jared Padalecki at the Sydney Supanova Pop Culture Expo yesterday. He is sooooo cute. I spent $153 on a SUPA-HERO PASS to the con (lots right, but so worth it). I’ve never been to a con before and Supanova definitely delivered. The cosplay (costume play- you learn something different every day) was fraking amazing… There was Superman, Mrs. Lovett, complete with a tray of meat pies (with human bits, like an eye ball) and even a Joker or two. I didn’t know all the cosplayer characters but I don’t watch much sci-fi or anime. Though I had to wait an hour in line to get in each day (I went Saturday and Sunday- all weekend Jared action- AWESOME!!) it was worth the wait.

The SUPA-HERO PASS guaranteed me an autograph, photo and seat in Jared’s Q&A. I also was able to be there all weekend and for $153 you can be sure I was there. Saturday was me sussing out how everything worked, gotta say I thought it was gonna be ultra-geeky but it wasn’t. I had to laugh when I saw the Superman only because he reminded me of a little shrimpy kid in primary school who used to wear that damn costume every mufti day. But this guy made it look cool.

I also met Sean Schemmel. The voice of Goku on DBZ. I wanted to get his autograph for my baby bro and he was all too happy to oblige. Thanks. There was Storm Troopers, and Sand people and Jedis, oh my! They even had little R2 and R4 (the red one) robots skirting around the place who you could pose with. Cute when they’re not following you (oh yeah, it happens). I wandered down to the signing area and over the many heads I caught a glimpse of the (tall) man himself, busily providing fans with his John Hancock. I tried to take a couple of photos on my phone but as you would have already guessed, turned out horribly (oh well doesn’t matter now). As soon as I saw Jared ion the flesh, I had the ultimate in fangirl experience, I literally thought “Oh my god, he’s real”. Corny but true, it was just like when at a Fall Out Boy concert back in March 2007 when they first walked onto the stage I was in awe and I was like OMFG, it’s really them (DUH!!)

Anyway, the real interesting stuff happened on Sunday so let’s Scooby-Doo our way there.

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Here we are Sunday morning at 9am, another chilly one this morning so for those of you stuck outside The Dome waiting in line to get into Supanova to see Jared: Serves you right for wearing a fraking dress!!

The first thing I did was head down to the signing area and ask how the SUPA-HERO PASS system worked (I had a magic wristband and when you flash it like Wayne and Garth in Wayne’s World you magically get things, it’s kind of like a magic lamp, only no genie, or djinn, for those of you playing at home). After organizing my autograph token and photo token I got in line and……

Waited.

And waited.

And Waited.

(At one point they announced his name and you could see him poke his head out of wherever he was hiding from his avid fangirls and the scream from one of the girls next to me made me laugh. Obsessive much? I’d be the same with Jensen)

and we’re still waiting…

Some Ass Sphincter mucked up the lines. MORON. Making people wait over 1 ½ for an autograph from Jared. Once they parted the multi-coloured sea, they moved the Supa cool blue wristbands (including me) up to the front of the line where we belonged and I was on my way. He was in a lovely pink buttoned shirt and wore an adorable green beanie/hat thingy (don’t know the actual name). I was going to get him a present, and what better to get the big man than candy. But guess what everyone else was getting him… that’s right: chocolate lol. Jks. The girl in front of me ever bought a squeaky toy for Harley and Sadie (makes me look bad). Jared laughed at yet another bag of candy and said “When ya’ll see Season 4 and you see Jensen playing Dean, you’ll look at Sam and think ‘who’s that guy playing Sam’ and it’ll be me after all this candy”. I joked with him “It only makes you all the more sweeter”. He was so sweet. After he signed my photo he called me sweetie. Which made me swoon. So adorable. Hehehe. (I even noticed my hand was kind of shaking. I was so excited. It’s Sam!)

I raced back to the end of the line and bought myself another autograph… for Jewel Staite (Kaylee from Firefly). Poor thing spent most of the weekend twiddling her thumbs because all the fangirls where there for the J-man. She was so sweet. She asked me if I’d like the photo personalized and when she asked my name I kind of needed a second to think of what it was… uhh what did my parents name me again? Oh yeah.. Emma.

After checking my (Jared’s) schedule for the day I again went back to the end of the line and purchased a second photo with Jared (the first was with my pass).

I then had some time to kill before the Q&A but I’ll skip right to that…..

Though SUPA-HERO PASSES were meant to secure you closer to the front, I was further down the back but bang in the centre, so I had a clear view of Jared on the stage.  

He got asked the pre-requisite:  Has anything Supernatural happened to you? Which kind of made me groan. But there were some good questions like: did you like the way Dean was written out of GG? No (not his full answer).At the beginning of Supernatural when people called out Dean did you get confused? Yes. What has been the hardest scene to do with Jensen? The ‘Sam Winchester wears make-up’ scene. Have you and Jensen both signed on for Season 4? Yes. Do you have any spoilers for Season 4? He hasn’t gotten the script yet, gets it early July and then begin shooting in July till mid December. Also, the unimaginable was asked: the possibility of an actors strike? Jared said he’s with SAG and if there was a strike it could cripple a show like Supernatural into Cancellationville. Population: Firefly/ Veronica Mars/ Angel… just like the beat, the list goes on.

But it wasn’t all doom and gloom when Jared was asked what were the most emotionally and physically draining eps to film he said: Emo= MS and Phys= Heart. And you can just imagine the cheers that erupted when he mentioned Heart. We all know that that means. Sammy Sex. He laughed and I thought he was going to fall off that tiny little plastic chair they had him sitting on, it was more worse than the little clown chair in ELAC. Jared said to prepare for his ‘nude’ scene in Heart he was waking up 3hrs earlier than normal every day working out and was like: Gotta get naked. Gotta get naked. To get into shape. How it paid off. Am I right ladies??

As much as we love the uber-cool Q&A questions there are always the weird ones. One girl asked for a hug and scored one which isn’t so much weird as cool but then someone asked for a photo and Jared’s like “We’re doing that straight after this”. And then we had the winner of most awkward moment of the day award. A mother at the back told Jared this sad story about how here two children (giving both their first and last names) wanted to leave school and write scripts for a living and wanted Jared to convince them to stay in school and basically side with the mum about everything. It was a weird moment, but he handled it wonderfully.

Straight after the Q&A I raced over to the photo area and again flashed my pretty little wristband and was ahead in the queue and in the top blue-band section.

I got in there and man Jared’s tall. He offered me a step but I turned it down, only cause I wanted to see just how much taller than me he really is. Not as much as I thought, but tall enough. Our first photo is so nice. I LOVE it. For the second one Jared bear hugged me and pulled me in close. I lifted my head to look up into his face and asked if we could do the blue steel. Which he happily agreed to. (I should mention that before in the line when I mentioned this to a group of girls/women they forced me to show them my blue steel look, which I had been practicing in the bathroom mirror the night before when I had my epiphany. He looks adorable because he owns the blue steel along with Jensen, me? I need a little bit more work on mine but the photo is still awesome.

All in all it was a pretty cool weekend.

This morning when I took the pictures into TAFE to show my friends who didn’t come with me they all gushed over them and a teacher even stopped dead in her tracks to admire the good looking guy I was posing with. “I don’t know who he is but he’s attractive”. Hehehe. Teach thinks Jared’s hot. AWESOME

Till the next time when I conquer my next hurdle: meeting Jensen *gushes* Now he, is an ADONIS!! Dean-girl all the way

Signing Off

Love Em